Done-for-you speed-to-lead

Never miss
another job.

You're on the tools. Gaffer answers the calls you can't — texts every missed caller back in seconds, works out the job, and books it into your diary. Before they ring the next guy.

↑ Go on — text it right now. You'll get a reply before you put your phone down. That's the product.

The maths nobody likes
A missed call is
a job on someone
else's van.

Most people who hit voicemail don't leave one — they scroll down and ring the next number. You never even knew they called. Every one of those is a quote you didn't give and a job you didn't win.

How it works

Three steps. Zero effort from you.

01
📞

They call. You're busy.

Up a ladder, under a sink, hands full. The call you can't take diverts to Gaffer — the caller hears a warm "sorry we missed you" greeting, not dead air or voicemail. Your number, your business.

02

Gaffer texts back — instantly.

Within seconds they get a real, human-sounding text. Gaffer asks the right questions for your trade — what, where, how urgent — and holds a proper conversation.

03
📅

The job lands in your diary.

Qualified and booked while you finish the job you're on. You just turn up. No chasing, no admin, no "sorry, missed you earlier".

Not another app to learn

You've got enough
tools already.

Most "AI for business" is one more login, one more dashboard, one more thing to set up and babysit. Gaffer isn't software you run. It's a system we build around your business — and run for you.

Other AI tools

Software you have to run

  • You sign up, set it up and configure it yourself
  • A dashboard to learn and approvals to babysit
  • One generic bot stretched across every industry
  • A robot voice your customer has to talk to
  • You pay per seat — whether it books work or not
The Gaffer way

Done for you, start to finish

  • We build it, wire it into your phone & diary, and run it — you set up nothing
  • No app, no dashboard, no learning curve
  • Tuned to your exact trade and your patch
  • A text your customer can answer in their own time
  • Built to book jobs — the only score that counts
Try it on yourself

Don't take our
word for it. Text it.

This whole page is talk — the proof is in your hand. Text GAFFER below and feel the instant, spot-on reply for yourself.

Heads up — this is Gaffer demoing on itself. Right now you're the customer: it's qualifying you and booking a call with us. Set up for your firm it wears your name and knows your trade — answering your customers, not you. Book a call and we'll build you a bespoke one.

Text this word
GAFFER
To this number
07360 494237
Open my messages
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Gaffer
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What you get

The full setup — done for you.

01 / THE LINE

A number that never sleeps

Keep your mobile. Unanswered calls quietly divert to Gaffer so nothing slips through — days, nights, weekends, halfway up a scaffold.

02 / THE TEXT-BACK

Instant, human replies

Not a canned auto-reply. A real back-and-forth that sounds like you'd want your business to sound.

03 / THE BRAIN

Qualifies for your trade

Tuned to your work — a sparky and a roofer get asked different things. It captures the job, the address and the urgency.

04 / THE DIARY

Books straight in

Qualified jobs drop into your calendar with a confirmation to the customer. You wake up to a booked week.

05 / THE PIPELINE

Keep the phone ringingADD-ON

Optional Google Ads, run and tuned for your patch, so there are always new callers for Gaffer to catch.

06 / THE PROOF

You've already used it

Everything above is running on this page right now. If it booked you a call, it'll book your customers a job.

Rather Gaffer texts you?

Drop your number.

Not by your phone? Leave your details and Gaffer will text you in seconds and book your call. You're the customer here — set up for your firm, it does this for your customers, in your name.

By submitting you agree Gaffer can text you about your enquiry. Standard rates apply. No spam.

See it work
for your trade.

Book a 30-minute call and we'll build you a bespoke demo — Gaffer set up as your business, tuned to your trade, answering your customers. Try it on your own firm, then we run it for you. No app to learn, nothing to configure.

Book my 30-min call